Dear Lady who ordered TWO INCHES of caramel in the bottom of your drink, I am judging you right now. Sincerely, Your horrified barista
Archive for September, 2011
How I Truly Feel
Posted in Starbucks, tagged Diabetic Coma, Rant, Things you wish you could say on September 29, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Pikes Place vs. Pikes Peak
Posted in Starbucks, tagged Geography, Things Customers Say on September 9, 2011 | Leave a Comment »
A district in Seattle vs. a mountain in Colorado. These are two distinct geographical regions. If you come into my Starbucks and ask for a “Grande Pikes Peak”, I will kindly serve you the coffee you meant to ask for, and I will secretly want to hand you a map.