“I don’t speak French, so I’m just gonna order in Ghetto Speak.”
Posts Tagged ‘Coffee Shop’
Customer Quote of the Day
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Customer Quote, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on December 30, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Pro Tip
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Ordering, Pro Tip, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on December 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When I ask, “What size?” the answer is not “decaf”. If I repeat the question 2x more, the answer will still not be “decaf.”
Customer Quote of the Day
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Customer Quote, Ordering, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on December 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
“I’d like a bit of water. Do you have anything to put it in?”
Pro Tip
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Drive-Thru, Drive-Thru Etiquette, Ordering, Pro Tip, Starbucks on December 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We love to make french presses for our customers but not when they are in the drive-thru.
Drive-Thru Etiquette, Holiday Edition
Posted in Starbucks, tagged Coffee Shop, Drive-Thru, Drive-Thru Etiquette, DT Window, Starbucks on December 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Actually, in the retail world, it’s been looking a lot like Christmas since early-October. It’s been awhile since I’ve posted Handy Drive-Thru Etiquette Guidelines or Helpful Follow-up Tips. Since the holidays seem to come with their own special set of challenges, I felt it important to offer [...]
Whew.
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Herds of Hot Chocolate-Drinking Shoppers, Starbucks on November 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Survived another post-thanksgiving weekend at the house of brews. You have worn me out, ye large herds of hot chocolate-drinking shoppers.
Overshare much?
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Customer Quote, Decaf, Overshare, Things Customers Say, TMI on November 13, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Thank you for letting me know you are BREAST FEEDING. I am always curious to know why my customers choose decaf.
Think Before Speaking
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Customer Quote, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on November 4, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Had a customer ask for a Starbucks napkin. Good thing she specified, cause I usually hand out Arby’s.
Worst Line Ever
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Creepy People, Customer Quote, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It’s the day of creepy customers. No, you cannot help me mop just because you’ve “been working out.”
It’s My Fault
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Customer Quote, Dear Customer, Starbucks, Things Customers Say, Things you wish you could say on October 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Dear customer who accused me of ‘ripping you off’… I don’t remember dragging you out of bed and up here at gunpoint to buy coffee. Good mornin!
