There’s a guy who comes through our DT several times a week who is SO NICE he borders on creepy. I can’t tell, and I’m usually pretty good at telling. Today he called me Sweet Potato. That’s right, I’m a Sweet Potato. I’m gonna see if I can get Dear Hubby to start calling me [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Creepy People’
Terms of Endearment
Posted in Drive-Thru, Starbucks, tagged Creepy People, Customer Quote, DT Window, Things Customers Say on March 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Always Workin for the Weekend
Posted in Drive-Thru, Starbucks, tagged Awkward Encounters, Creepy People, Customer Quote, Dear Customer, Drive-Thru, Drive-Thru Etiquette, Herds of Hot Chocolate-Drinking Shoppers, People Wear Me Out, Really?, Starbucks First on February 28, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Ooooh, the shenanigans people were up to this weekend! Here’s the highlight reel: 1) Dear Annoying Phone Borrower, just because we let you use our phone every time you come in does NOT mean it’s ok to borrow the phone while sitting in your car at the DT window. (He wanted to place a call [...]
You will not pass go, you will not collect a hundred dollars.
Posted in Drive-Thru, Starbucks, tagged Counterfeit, Creepy People, Drive-Thru Etiquette, DT Window, Green Apron, MAWWDLSUV, Meanies, Pro Tip, Really?, Rude, Things Customers Say on February 1, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Pro tip: For optimal results, never ever call your barista a “clucking witch” or anything similar. This will not endear her to your cause, especially if your cause is trying to pass a counterfeit bill. Starbucks’ policy is to not accept payment with large bills. This shouldn’t come as a surprise- you’d be hard-pressed to [...]
Worst Line Ever
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Creepy People, Customer Quote, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on October 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It’s the day of creepy customers. No, you cannot help me mop just because you’ve “been working out.”
Hmm
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Creepy People, Customer Quote, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on June 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Customer says to me, “Every time I see you I think about silver jewelry.” Umm, really? Cause all that gangsta bling I wear is solid gold.
Where’s My Paper, Boy?
Posted in Starbucks, tagged Conspiracy, Creepy People, Notes, People are Insane, People Wear Me Out, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on October 19, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
We sell the NY Times right alongside the FW Star Telegram at my store. Coffee plus news: Not an overly imaginative combo, but clearly meeting the needs of our customers. Well, most customers. I just noticed the notes last week, but, according to employees, they’ve been appearing for over a month now. They are hand-written [...]
