Did you hear the one about the lady who came through the drive thru? Seems like most of my posts are starting off in this vein, but hey, I spend a good chunk of my time in a drive thru window so perhaps it’s okay. So, really, this lady came through the DT yesterday. She [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Green Apron’
The Green Apron Gives Medical Advice
Posted in Drive-Thru, Starbucks, tagged Customer Quote, DT Window, Green Apron, Ordering, Things Customers Say on March 3, 2010 | 1 Comment »
You will not pass go, you will not collect a hundred dollars.
Posted in Drive-Thru, Starbucks, tagged Counterfeit, Creepy People, Drive-Thru Etiquette, DT Window, Green Apron, MAWWDLSUV, Meanies, Pro Tip, Really?, Rude, Things Customers Say on February 1, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Pro tip: For optimal results, never ever call your barista a “clucking witch” or anything similar. This will not endear her to your cause, especially if your cause is trying to pass a counterfeit bill. Starbucks’ policy is to not accept payment with large bills. This shouldn’t come as a surprise- you’d be hard-pressed to [...]
YOU are Starbucks
Posted in Link Love, Starbucks, tagged Green Apron, I am Starbucks, Starbucks on January 14, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Dear Guardedly Optimistic, Thanks for sharing. You’re funny and I like you. Sincerely, the Green Apron
How Not to Get Hired at Starbucks, an Introduction
Posted in Drive-Thru, Starbucks, tagged Drive-Thru Etiquette, Green Apron, How Not to Get Hired, Looking for a Job, Turning in an Application on January 4, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
True story: Lots of people want to work for Starbucks. Maybe it’s the glamorous Green Apron, maybe it’s the free coffee and health benefits, or maybe it’s the chance to contribute to this blog. Who knows? What I do know after six plus years of working in caffeinated bliss is there are sure-fire ways to [...]
Bad Move
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Green Apron, Starbucks, Walmart on December 1, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I shouldn’t have kept the apron on under my jacket when running into Walmart for beans. Two people mistook me for an unhelpful employee.
Watch This
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Green Apron, Starbucks on March 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
A stranger woman just asked me to watch her laptop while she’s in the bathroom. The green apron is trustworthy!
Be Knowledgeable
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Green Apron, Really?, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on February 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
My green apron knows many things, but it does not know about real-estate opportunities next to far-away stores. Sorry, lady.
