Pro tip: For optimal results, never ever call your barista a “clucking witch” or anything similar. This will not endear her to your cause, especially if your cause is trying to pass a counterfeit bill. Starbucks’ policy is to not accept payment with large bills. This shouldn’t come as a surprise- you’d be hard-pressed to [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Pro Tip’
You will not pass go, you will not collect a hundred dollars.
Posted in Drive-Thru, Starbucks, tagged Counterfeit, Creepy People, Drive-Thru Etiquette, DT Window, Green Apron, MAWWDLSUV, Meanies, Pro Tip, Really?, Rude, Things Customers Say on February 1, 2010 | 1 Comment »
How Not to Get Hired at Starbucks, Part I
Posted in Drive-Thru, Starbucks, tagged Drive-Thru, Drive-Thru Etiquette, DT Window, Looking for a Job, Pro Tip, Turning in an Application on January 5, 2010 | 1 Comment »
Welcome to the first tutorial in my series of How Not to Get Hired at Starbucks. Just think of me as your learning coach for the day and let’s get this journey started! Today’s topic: Turning In An Application Before you can be considered for employment, it is a MUST to turn in an application. [...]
Pro Tip
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Ordering, Pro Tip, Starbucks, Things Customers Say on December 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
When I ask, “What size?” the answer is not “decaf”. If I repeat the question 2x more, the answer will still not be “decaf.”
Pro Tip
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Drive-Thru, Drive-Thru Etiquette, Ordering, Pro Tip, Starbucks on December 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
We love to make french presses for our customers but not when they are in the drive-thru.
Pro Tip
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Meanies, Pro Tip, Starbucks, Things Customers Say, Things you wish you could say on August 15, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It’s not polite to yell at me when I ask to see ID for an unsigned credit card. It’s for your protection, kinda like those toilet seat covers.
Pro Tip
Posted in Starbucks, Tweetbits, tagged Coffee Shop, Drive-Thru, Drive-Thru Etiquette, DT Window, Looking for a Job, Pro Tip, Really?, Starbucks, Turning in an Application on April 16, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Job hunting tip of the day: Don’t ask for (or turn in) an application in the drive-thru.
