Customer Quote of the Day

I’m diabetic… I know that drink has a lot of sugar in it… I’ll just take more insulin.

Always Workin for the Weekend

Ooooh, the shenanigans people were up to this weekend! Here’s the highlight reel: 1) Dear Annoying Phone Borrower, just because we let you use our phone every time you come in does NOT mean it’s ok to borrow the phone while sitting in your car at the DT window. (He wanted to place a call…

You will not pass go, you will not collect a hundred dollars.

Pro tip: For optimal results, never ever call your barista a “clucking witch” or anything similar. This will not endear her to your cause, especially if your cause is trying to pass a counterfeit bill. Starbucks’ policy is to not accept payment with large bills. This shouldn’t come as a surprise- you’d be hard-pressed to…

Pro Tip

Job hunting tip of the day: Don’t ask for (or turn in) an application in the drive-thru.

Diabetic Coma

I don’t mean to judge (actually I do), but your TEN sugar extra caramel macchiato is gross. And your TWELVE honey tea is a beating to make.

Be Knowledgeable

My green apron knows many things, but it does not know about real-estate opportunities next to far-away stores. Sorry, lady.

Didn’t Need to Know

Just had a customer tell me (in route to the bathroom) that she would order her coffee after she “made some space.”

I’m Not Available

Ewww. I got hit on by a 50-year old security officer at Starbucks yesterday. I was sitting in a booth doing a little studying before my shift when he walked in. He hovered all kinds of weird-like by my table until I made eye contact. We greeted each other. I looked back down to my…