People Annoy Me

The kinds of customers that annoy me (in no particular order):

  • ones that gripe loudly about the prices, but order drinks anyway
  • ones that set purses on the counter large enough to house Big Bird
  • ones that can’t hit the toilet in the men’s room
  • ones that have deeply personal conversations on their cell phones while ordering
  • ones that throw $4.68 (in change) on the counter and tell me to count it
  • ones that place their greasy paws on every available glass surface