Dear Starbucks customer, we’re sorry your lady garments don’t support your lady parts, but you didn’t need to tell us. We can see for ourselves.
Just had a customer whip out four pairs of new panties from a Target bag to show me. To be fair, I think she was a few coffee beans short of a batch, but does that excuse her from displaying her undies on my counter? She was GENUINELY EXCITED to share her new britches with me. I guess that’s *okay*; I get excited about new drawers, too.
Feb 22, 2010
*Addendum to this post: I like to incorporate pictures into my posts whenever possible. That said, I do not recommend Googling images for “fun panties.” At least not publicly.
You know the conversation is going downhill once the customer brings up the subject of her right nostril.
Thank you for letting me know you are BREAST FEEDING. I am always curious to know why my customers choose decaf.
Sometimes customers have boogers and I’m tempted to laugh, but i don’t because sometimes I get boogers, too.
Yesterday I was making a drink for a customer at the drive-thru window. As she was telling me what a treat it is for her to come to Starbucks, she dropped a couple of bills in the tip jar. Very generous.
I thanked her and she replied that because we “give her what she wants,” she doesn’t mind tipping for it. She said her husband (who was not with her at the time) doesn’t share her generosity. “He just doesn’t understand: If he gave me what I wanted, I would tip him, too.”
Just had a customer tell me (in route to the bathroom) that she would order her coffee after she “made some space.”